Bill Myers

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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

Bill Myers

A hot-air-balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps listeners on the edge of their seats as one calami...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Jan 2020

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Bill Myers

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Sep 2020

My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Ext...

Bill Myers

Twelve-year-old Wally―The walking disaster area―is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number-one all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns to lov...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Oct 2019

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Bill Myers

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome sea monsters, hostile pirates, a ghost ship, and, of course, the world-famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Jul 2020

My Life as Alien Monster Bait (Incred...

Bill Myers

Wally’s a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical “Mutant from Mars!” It’s a close race as to which will consume Wally first―the disaster-plagued special-effects “monster” or his ow...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Oct 2019

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Bill Myers

Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfw...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Sep 2020

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (The I...

Bill Myers

This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Lif...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Jan 2020

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

Bill Myers

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorists, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the P...

Unabridged MP3-CD
Published: Jul 2020
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