White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners by Verne Edstrom Paperback Book

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Author: Verne Edstrom

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Broadway Books

Published: Jun 2006

Genre: Humor - Form - Parodies

Retail Price: $9.95

Pages: 180

Synopsis

White Trash Nation has its own four food groups (Winstons, Count Chocula, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and SpaghettOs), its own reality show (Cops), and its own plum career choices (worker's comp or welfare). Yet this silent majority, often overshadowed by the gaudier Southern redneck, is sorely missing its own guide to manners and deportment. Enter Dr. Verne Edstrom and his guide to living like 'decent trash.'

White Trash Etiquette contains everything any self-respecting trash needs to know:

How to win bar fights and scam outta your gambling debts
Preventing your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
Fashion tips for looking your best while robbing a 7-Eleven
How to sound deep and cultural to impress chicks
How to properly fake a back injury
The 10 hottest white trash career opportunities
What sports are manly and what sports are good for guys named Chauncey

All of your most pressing questions about love, sex, kidnapping, welfare, and how to pick the right bail bondsman for your kid are answered right here. Complete with the White Trash Ten Commandments and a handy quiz to help you decide if you're decent white trash material, this irreverent, pitch-perfect parody is the definitive guide to high-class cracker living.

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