Chip Block, the hero of Parts, is back, and still worried about falling apart based on the things he hears. This time he's made a list of all the strange, crazy things he's heard people say: 'I lost my head.' 'My nose is running.' ...
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Auto...
Lemony SnicketA Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of...
Melding the entirely true and the wildly fictional, Dead End in Norvelt is the story of an incredible two months for a boy named Jack Gantos, whose plans for vacation adventure are suddenly ruined when he is grounded by his feuding pa...
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (Revis...
Jesse AndrewsThe book that inspired the hit film! Sundance U.S. Dramatic Audience Award Sundance Grand Jury Prize This is the funniest book you'll ever read about death. It is a universally acknowledged truth that high school sucks. But on t...
Bestselling novelist Carl Hiaasen is back with another hysterical mystery adventure for young readers, set in the Florida Keys. Noah's dad has a little problem with anger control. He tried to stop the Coral Queen casino boat's illega...
Are You My Mother? (Bright & Early Bo...
P. D. EastmanWhile his mother is off looking for food, a baby bird hatches from his egg. Embarking on a hilarious, at times very touching, hunt for his mother, the little bird encounters a variety of creatures. Full color.
Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. IIt's about an evil ice maker. IIt's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. IIt's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair. But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel a...
Dr. York, Miss Winnie, and the Typhoi...
Donald DavisThis won't hurt a bit.' In rural North Carolina, in 1951, despite parental reassurances, a typhoid shot hurt. It hurt even more when you saw who would be administering the shot--Miss Winnie, a large, dictatorial nurse who had been 'es...
Junie B. Jones and the Mushy Gushy Va...
Barbara ParkIt's a mushy gushy mystery!Hurray! February 14 -- Valentime's Day, Junie B. calls it -- is just around the corner. Junie B. can't wait to see all the valentimes she'll get. But she never expected a big, mushy card from a secret admire...
The Case of the Monkey Burglar (Hank ...
John R. EricksonWhen Hank learns about a tool thief who uses a monkey to help him steal, Hank finds himself face-to-face with the primate on his ranch and must figure out how to stop the thief.
After Tyler's father is injured in a tractor accident, his family is forced to hire migrant Mexican workers to help save their Vermont farm from foreclosure. Tyler isn't sure what to make of these workers. Are they undocumented? And w...
Tia Lola Stories: How Tia Lola Came t...
Julia AlvarezHOW TÍA LOLA CAME TO VISIT STAYWhen Miguel's Tía Lola comes from the Dominican Republic to Vermont to help out his mami, Miguel is worried that his unusual aunt will make it even more difficult to make new friends. It's been hard en...
In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of tr...
The Bad Guys in Alien Vs Bad Guys (th...
Aaron BlabeyThe Bad Guys are vanishing! A creature with TONS of teeth and WAY too many butts is stealing them, one by one. Is this the end for the Bad Guys? Maybe. Will it be funny? You bet your butts it will!
Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 5: S...
Herobrine Books(An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Summer Vacation is Almost Here and 12 Year Old Zombie Just Can't Wait! Join Zombie on a Hilarious Adventure as He Tries to Make it Through the Last Few weeks Before Summer Break.How much trouble can a 1...
Pet owners beware! Bad Kitty really needs a bath, and she is forced to take one in this hysterical new illustrated how-to for young readers. The following are some items you will need for Kitty's bath: one bathtub, plenty of water,...
Get ready to party!It's Bad Kitty's birthday, and she's wishing for a special gift. If she doesn't get it, well . . . things won't be pretty for her guests. The guest list includes Chatty Kitty, Strange Kitty, Stinky Kitty, and her ot...
Henry Huggins can't wait until he turns eleven years old, so he can have a paper route like his friend Scooter McCarthy. Henry wants to prove to the route manager that he is responsible enough to handle the job right now. First he th...
There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed S...
Lucille ColandroOur favorite old lady is back and swallowing autumn items!That wild old lady is back swallowing fall-themed items. What can you make from leaves, clothes, a pumpkin, and rope? That's right, a scarecrow!Perfect for back-to-school time.
Night of the Living Shadows (A Speed ...
Dave CoverlyTwo friends embark on a zany misadventure. Will their boldness earn them badges or will their hijinks leave them stuck in a creepy shopping mall? After sleeping off his adventure battling the evil Nightcrawlers, Speed Bump joins Sling...
Night of the Living Worms: A Speed Bu...
Dave CoverlyWhat's a bird to do when his sibling is a big-time celebrity? It's a question Speed Bump has to deal with every single morning, because his brother happens to be the one and only Early Bird. You know, THE Early Bird, who ALWAYS gets t...
The Chicken Squad: The First Misadven...
Doreen CroninThey might be chicks, but they sure aren't chicken, and they're on a mission. And on this, their first (mis)adventure "in this delightful spinoff of the J.J. Tully series" (Kirkus Reviews), the Chicken Squad launches a galac...
Roald Dahl's Mischief and Mayhem
Roald DahlPranks, tricks, mischief, and more in this ideal companion book to Roald Dahl's beloved novels! Professional tricksters put your cunning to the test. Inside this wicked little book you'll find step-by-step instructions for making mis...
Pete the Cat: Firefighter Pete
James DeanWhen the fire alarm goes off, it's Pete the Cat to the rescue! This fun 8x8 storybook includes over 30 groovy stickers.In Pete the Cat: Firefighter Pete from New York Times bestselling author and artist James Dean, Pete and his classm...
New York Times bestselling author-artist James Dean brings us a new Pete the Cat adventure, a special reimagining of "The Tortoise and the Hare" as a race between Pete and Turtle, in Pete the Cat: Go, Pete, Go! Includes over...
Pete the Cat: Out of This World
James DeanBlast off into space with New York Times bestselling author and artists James Dean and everyone's favorite cat-stronaut, Pete the Cat, in Pete the Cat: Out of This World.When Pete heads off to space camp, he gets to float in zero grav...
"Utterly chuckle-worthy, charming, and (thank goodness) still refreshing." — Kirkus ReviewsThe state fair is in town, and now Bink and Gollie - utter opposites and best friends extraordinaire - must use teamwork and their ...
It's the best thing since buttered toast — Mercy Watson in paperback! Mercy loves nothing more than a ride in the convertible, with the wind tickling her ears and the sun on her snout. But one day the Watsons' elderly neighbor Ba...
Meet Hotdog, the wiener dog, and his friends In this colorful illustrated chapter book series, Anh Do introduces us to a small hero with a big heart. It's Kev's birthday, so Hotdog and Lizzie are throwing him a surprise party There...
The Flying Beaver Brothers and the Ev...
Maxwell EatonMeet Ace and Bub, the flying beaver brothers! Ace loves extreme sports and is always looking for a new adventure. Bub loves napping and, well, napping. But when penguins threaten to freeze Beaver Island for "resort and polar-styl...