My Life as a Human Hairball (The Incr...
Bill MyersJust when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (ev...
My Life as a Smashed Burrito With Ext...
Bill MyersTwelve-year-old Wally - 'the walking disaster area' - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns th...
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (T...
Bill MyersWhat could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before ...
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut ...
Bill Myers'Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him ha...
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss (The...
Bill MyersIt was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the ...
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target (The...
Bill MyersForty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avo...
My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie (The Incre...
Bill MyersOnce again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow--and, well, let's ju...
My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler (T...
Bill MyersBoy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake…and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor...
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint (The...
Bill MyersLook out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is ...
My Life as Invisible Intestines with ...
Bill MyersMy Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do ...
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina (Th...
Bill Myers'It's way harder being a guy than a girl.' 'Is not.' 'Is too.' 'Is not!' 'Is too!' So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, pare...
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver (The ...
Bill MyersOnly master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet pa...
My Life as Reindeer Road Kill (The In...
Bill MyersSanta on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday p...
My Life as Alien Monster Bait (The In...
Bill Myers'Hollywierd' comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical 'Mutant from Mars!' It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-ef...
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck (The I...
Bill MyersWally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures e...
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum (The In...
Bill MyersTake one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for ano...
My Life as a Computer Cockroach (The ...
Bill MyersFINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM BUG!Through a bizarre disaster (nothing unusual for our boy blunder), Wally accidentally fries the circuits of Ol' Betsy, his laptop computer.Suddenly, whatever he types turns into reality. . . ...
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion (...
Bill MyersWorld class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That's how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling b...
Desperate to contact his young daughter after she dies, David Kauffman enlists the help of Gita Patekar, a worker for "Life After Life," an organization dedicated to tracking and recording a soul's experiences once it leaves...
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (The I...
Bill MyersChased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he tood his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But ...
My Life as a Beat Up Basketball Backb...
Bill MyersSlicko-Ricko's Advertising Agency claims they can make the dorkiest human in the world the most famous. And of course, no one qualifies like our boy blunder. Soon he starts in his own 'A Day in the Life' TV series, and he's endorsin...
On the Run (Elijah Project, The)
Bill MyersZach and his sister Piper are on the run, searching for their parents while protecting their little brother Elijah. Although he never speaks, there is something pure and supernatural about the boy that the powers of heaven want to pro...
In an alternate universe, Santa Monica resident Eli Shepard is the Son of God. 30-year-old Eli hooks up with group of friends from the neighborhood, and together they set about the tricky task of converting the heathens to the Kingdom...
My Life as a Supersized Superhero wit...
Bill MyersAt last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating...
Ancient Forces Collection (Forbidden ...
Bill MyersSome doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Ancient Forces...
Blood of Heaven (The Fire of Heaven T...
Bill MyersUPDATED--with a sneak peek of the next book in the series! Book One of the Fire of Heaven Trilogy What if the DNA of Jesus Christ was discovered and cloned in another human? What if that human was a killer? Mysterious blood has be...
UPDATED: With a sneak peek at the second book in the series! An insightful comedy . . . deceptively fun, profoundly deep. TIME: Fifty years in the future. Religion has been banned. LOCATION: Sisco Heights Mental Health Facility ...
Commune: Rendezvous with God (3)
Bill Myers“Find out about prayer. Somebody must find out about prayer.” —Albert Einstein With the life of his niece’s newborn baby hanging in the balance, our hero continues his off-the-record conversations with Yeshua&m...
Dark Power Collection (Forbidden Door...
Bill MyersSome doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Dark Power Col...
Deadly Loyalty Collection (Forbidden ...
Bill MyersSome doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Deadly Loyalty...