Bill Myers

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My Life as a Human Hairball (The Incr...

Bill Myers

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (ev...

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Published: Nov 1998

My Life as a Smashed Burrito With Ext...

Bill Myers

Twelve-year-old Wally - 'the walking disaster area' - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns th...

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Published: May 1993

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler (T...

Bill Myers

What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before ...

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Published: May 1996

My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut ...

Bill Myers

'Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him ha...

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Published: Mar 1995

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss (The...

Bill Myers

It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the ...

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Published: May 1994

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target (The...

Bill Myers

Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avo...

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Published: May 1994

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie (The Incre...

Bill Myers

Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow--and, well, let's ju...

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Published: May 2001

My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler (T...

Bill Myers

Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake…and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor...

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Published: Jun 2003

My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint (The...

Bill Myers

Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is ...

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Published: Feb 1997

My Life as Invisible Intestines with ...

Bill Myers

My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do ...

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Published: Oct 2001

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina (Th...

Bill Myers

'It's way harder being a guy than a girl.' 'Is not.' 'Is too.' 'Is not!' 'Is too!' So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, pare...

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Published: Oct 1997

My Life as a Screaming Skydiver (The ...

Bill Myers

Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet pa...

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Published: Apr 1998

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill (The In...

Bill Myers

Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday p...

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Published: Oct 1995

My Life as Alien Monster Bait (The In...

Bill Myers

'Hollywierd' comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical 'Mutant from Mars!' It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-ef...

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Published: May 1993

My Life as a Human Hockey Puck (The I...

Bill Myers

Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures e...

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Published: Nov 1994

My Life as Polluted Pond Scum (The In...

Bill Myers

Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth: And you have the recipe for ano...

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Published: Sep 1996

My Life as a Computer Cockroach (The ...

Bill Myers

FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM BUG!Through a bizarre disaster (nothing unusual for our boy blunder), Wally accidentally fries the circuits of Ol' Betsy, his laptop computer.Suddenly, whatever he types turns into reality. . . ...

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Published: Oct 1999

My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion (...

Bill Myers

World class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That's how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling b...

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Published: May 1999

Soul Tracker (SOUL TRACKER)

Bill Myers

Desperate to contact his young daughter after she dies, David Kauffman enlists the help of Gita Patekar, a worker for "Life After Life," an organization dedicated to tracking and recording a soul's experiences once it leaves...

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Published: Sep 2004

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food (The I...

Bill Myers

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he tood his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But ...

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Published: Jul 1993

My Life as a Beat Up Basketball Backb...

Bill Myers

Slicko-Ricko's Advertising Agency claims they can make the dorkiest human in the world the most famous. And of course, no one qualifies like our boy blunder. Soon he starts in his own 'A Day in the Life' TV series, and he's endorsin...

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Published: May 2000

On the Run (Elijah Project, The)

Bill Myers

Zach and his sister Piper are on the run, searching for their parents while protecting their little brother Elijah. Although he never speaks, there is something pure and supernatural about the boy that the powers of heaven want to pro...

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Published: May 2009

Eli

Bill Myers

In an alternate universe, Santa Monica resident Eli Shepard is the Son of God. 30-year-old Eli hooks up with group of friends from the neighborhood, and together they set about the tricky task of converting the heathens to the Kingdom...

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Published: Aug 2000

My Life as a Supersized Superhero wit...

Bill Myers

At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating...

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Published: Jul 2007

Ancient Forces Collection (Forbidden ...

Bill Myers

Some doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Ancient Forces...

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Published: Dec 2011

Blood of Heaven (The Fire of Heaven T...

Bill Myers

UPDATED--with a sneak peek of the next book in the series! Book One of the Fire of Heaven Trilogy What if the DNA of Jesus Christ was discovered and cloned in another human? What if that human was a killer? Mysterious blood has be...

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Published: May 2015

Child's Play

Bill Myers

UPDATED: With a sneak peek at the second book in the series! An insightful comedy . . . deceptively fun, profoundly deep. TIME: Fifty years in the future. Religion has been banned. LOCATION: Sisco Heights Mental Health Facility ...

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Published: May 2015

Commune: Rendezvous with God (3)

Bill Myers

“Find out about prayer. Somebody must find out about prayer.” —Albert Einstein With the life of his niece’s newborn baby hanging in the balance, our hero continues his off-the-record conversations with Yeshua&m...

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Published: Apr 2023

Dark Power Collection (Forbidden Door...

Bill Myers

Some doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Dark Power Col...

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Published: Dec 2011

Deadly Loyalty Collection (Forbidden ...

Bill Myers

Some doors are better left unopened. Join teenager Rebecca 'Becka' Williams, her brother, Scott, and friend Ryan Riordan as they head for mind-bending clashes between the forces of darkness and the power of God. The Deadly Loyalty...

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Published: Dec 2011
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