Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The ...
Seth Grahame-Smith'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.' So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of...
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monster...
Books QuirkArriving just in time for Halloween, this strange and terrifying tongue-in-cheek novel marks a new addition to the much-acclaimed literary-occult series featuring 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionall...
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete P...
Max BrooksThe Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to unders...
They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank-the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to them, and all dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable. All of them were covered in Alice's...
William S. Burroughs' "The Revised Bo...
William S. BurroughsBefore the era of fake news and anti-fascists, William S. Burroughs wrote about preparing for revolution and confronting institutionalized power. In this work, Burroughs' parody becomes a set of rationales and instructions for destabi...
White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive...
Verne EdstromWhite Trash Nation has its own four food groups (Winstons, Count Chocula, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and SpaghettOs), its own reality show (Cops), and its own plum career choices (worker's comp or welfare). Yet this silent majority, often ove...
Portlandia: A Guide for Visitors
Fred ArmisenThinking of visiting Portlandia? Discover all that this magical, dreamy city has to offer with PORTLANDIA: A Guide for Visitors. Inside you'll find:A comprehensive guide to all restaurants and food carts, including extensive use of sy...
The American Association of Patriots ...
Zachary AuburnThe cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-a...
Pride and Prejudice and Kitties: A Ca...
Jane AustenA hilarious mash-up of cats and Austen.What if Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice was told from a cat's point of view? On the heels of smash hits like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and I Can Has Cheezburger, this hilarious mash-up by...
So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook fo...
John AustinBeing undead can be disorienting. Your arms and other appendages tend to rot and fall off. It's difficult to communicate with a vocabulary limited to moans and gurgles. And that smell! (Yes, it's you.) But most of all, you must consta...
Ayoade on Ayoade: A Cinematic Odyssey...
Richard AyoadeIn this book Richard Ayoade - actor, writer, director, and amateur dentist - reflects on his cinematic legacy as only he can: in conversation with himself. Over ten brilliantly insightful and often erotic interviews, Ayoade examine...
How to Steal the Mona Lisa: And Six O...
Taylor BayouthA step-by-step guide for the craft of high stakes thievery In How to Steal the Mona Lisa, author Taylor Bayouth meticulously describes seven heists of priceless art and artifacts: the Hope Diamond, the "Mona Lisa," the Archa...
How'd I Get Here? And Why Am I Steali...
Dan BeckmannDan Beckmann appears to be an average guy living a common life. That is, until he begins to share his extraordinary collection of surprising stories. He finds adventure the way he finds friends—everywhere. Through his witty, lighth...
The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski...
Oliver BenjaminTHE DUDE ABIDES...AND YOU CAN TOO! When you seek salvation from this stressed out, uptight world, there's only one man to go to for guidance-the Dude. At once helpful, funny and profound (like The Big Lebowski itself), this survival g...
Srsly, Wtf?: How to Survive 248 of Li...
Gregory BergmanYou get to the store and realize you forgot your wallet... Your roommate eats all your food... Your party's just getting started and the cops show up... A coworker passes your idea off as his own... Your last hook-up leaves you with t...
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: A Most Exc...
Adam BertocciWhat if . . . William Shakespeare had written The Big Lebowski? The Dude has met the Bard—and he doth abide. Join "The Knave" and Sir Walter on a wild tale of mistaken identity, kidnapping, bowling, and a rug that, in f...
Adult Stuff: Things You Need to Know ...
Robert BoeselYour future is...limited! Wait, we mean...limiting... No, hold on...limitless.Sometimes your first steps into the "real world" send you falling flat on your face. It's natural to be optimistic about new experiences, but mo...
Well, now you've gone and done it America. You've elected Donald K. Trump President and the U.S. will never again be the same! The problem for all of us is that he's got plans, lots of them--the list reads like a bad acid trip: Nomina...
Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: Unwind with 5...
Dare You Stamp CoColor the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book!With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tel...
The Coloring Book for Goths: The Worl...
Tom DevonaldA hilariously nihilistic, "off-color" coloring book that encourages moodiness, moroseness, and misery over mindful meditation—perfect for the goth in us all.A coloring book for adults whose glasses are always half empty. G...
Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable S...
Gillian FetlocksWelcome to Downtrodden Abbey, where a battle for the deed to the property is waged between legitimate aristocrats and literal pretenders to the throne. The Crawfish family--Marry, Supple, Enid, Lady Flora, and Lord Roderick--are conte...
In this wonderful parody from 1940, W.C. Fields announces his candidacy for America's highest office. He offers sound advice on a number of topics in classic Fields-style humor in his attempt to win votes. "Campaign resolutions a...
Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: As...
Deuce FlanaganA CLASSIC BATHROOM READER FOR ADULTS THAT PRESENTS FUNNY TRIVIA, GROSS STORIES, AND FASCINATING FACTS IN AN ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOK STYLEEvery day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, ...
America Has Very Nice Legs―It's a F...
Pia FreyTHIS BOOK WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! This is the most presidential flip book in the world. And the only one that uses President Trump's famous and infamous expressions, exclamations, and tweets to create your own winning Trumpisms...
Best-selling humorist Leland Gregory offers a blockbuster collection of more than 200 bizarre, weird, silly, shocking, and downright outrageous true stories about ancient Greek and Roman history.New York Times best-selling author Lela...
I'll Have What She's Having: My Adven...
Rebecca HarringtonA hilarious look at the eating habits of the fit and famous--from Gwyneth's goji berry and quail egg concoctions to Jackie Kennedy's baked potato and Beluga caviar regimen--Rebecca Harrington leaves no cabbage soup unstirred in her wi...
What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expa...
Thomas HillThe third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for...
John Hodgman-bestselling author, The Daily Show's "Resident Expert", minor television celebrity, and deranged millionaire-brings us the third and final installment in his trilogy of Complete World Knowledge. In 2005, Dut...
So You Created a Wormhole: A Time Tra...
Phil HornshawWelcome, intrepid temporal explorers, to the world's first and only field manual/survival guide to time travel!DON'T LEAVE THIS TIME PERIOD WITHOUT IT!Humans from H. G. Wells to Albert Einstein to Bill & Ted have been fascinated by...